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My funny and weird dream

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This post is not about motivational topic, it’s about a dream I’ve had few days ago.

I had this dream of 2 Singapore celebrities, who were trying to ask me out. (ok ok, I know this will never ever happen in real life). Let’s call them A and B. However, I’m more interested in A because B is just too “manja” for me.

So B tried to ask me out for a number of times but I rejected. She then turned to my parents and tried to make them like her.

A on the other hand, made a move as well. She asked me to go her house and have dinner with her family. I agreed.

When I reached her house, I was asked the wait at the living room with her. She then asked “Alvin, do you notice any difference in my living room?”

I looked around – from the window, to the TV set, to the aquarium, and then the altar. And I stopped. On the altar, there were statues of several deities but there was something else. A and her family were praying something else with joss sticks.

It was a …..a can of luncheon meat. =_=

And yeah, I woke up 30 minutes before my alarm clock rang and said “What the heck was that?!”

Guess I must be feeling too excited for my new job next week.

p/s…. my blog was attacked by WordPress’ famous white screen of death due to a plugin upgrade. I’ve fixed it for now…and hopefully it won’t come back to haunt me.

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Written by Alvin Lim

May 27th, 2009 at 9:28 am

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Joke: A small boy and a horse

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Let’s take a break from the regular serious discussions of this blog. This time round, I’ll share with you a real life story about a small boy and a horse.

Source: http://www.gaffeaminute.com/

Source: http://www.gaffeaminute.com/

My sister’s colleague went for a family vacation to Desaru. The colleague brought her 2-year-old boy for a walk along the beach and came across a horse riding instructor, a horse and a rider (who is learning how to ride). The boy was curious and pulled his mother to go to the horse riding area where the instructor was teaching the rider how to ride the horse properly.

Instructor : This horse is a very obedient horse and it’s very easy to tell her what to do. Just tap the horse with your legs and said “walk” and the horse will start walking slowly.

Rider : What if I want the horse to move slightly faster?

Instructor : Oh, you can say “trot” and the horse will move faster.

Boy : Trot!

And the horse suddenly started to move faster and faster, away from them. The instructor spent the next 10 minutes chasing after the horse and trying to order the horse to stop.

10 minutes later, the instructor walked back to the horse riding area (breathing heavily) with the horse and the pale-faced rider.

Instructor : Ma’am, please bring your son away from this place.

End of story.

When my sister told me this story, I was like O_O

That boy is smart !! Hahahaha.

Hope you like this joke ;)

NOTE: Apparently, most people don’t get this joke. Maybe I should explain it further.Try to imagine if you bring your 2-year-old son to watch horse riding, where an instructor is teaching another kid how to ride a horse. The instructor said “Say walk, tap on the horse with your legs if you want the horse to walk. Say trot if you want the horse to walk faster” and your son said “trot”. The horse ran off, the instructor chased after the horse, and the kid who was the rider started to panic. When the instructor came back with the horse…he was completely exhausted, and the rider’s face was pale. And no, nobody taught your son what is “trot”.

P/S …. I’ve yet to have the time to sit down and write out my plan & forecasts for the year 2009. I will try to come out with some Top 10 lists next week. Sorry for the delay. Really been pretty busy lately.

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Written by Alvin Lim

January 8th, 2009 at 9:19 am

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Comic: Unlucky Car Thief

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Unlucky car thief

Unlucky car thief

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Feel like drawing this out after my colleagues told me about the recent car theft cases in Puchong area. The colourings might be a bit off…and the lines (black lines) as well. Guess it’s not easy to draw a detailed comic. Hope you all will like it.

UPDATE:

My friends said they couldn’t understand the comic. Here are some of the questions.

  • Q: How come the car without tyre can move until door banging wall one?
  • A: It slanted to the front, means there were back tyres.


  • Q: Why cannot move the car forward and then get out?
  • A: The crash already made such a loud sound. If you drive the car in front, the steel stuff will scratch the ground. Will be very dangerous wor.


  • Q: Why cannot get out from passenger side?
  • A: Oh, the other side also blocked. I didn’t draw because I didn’t realize the panel too small until I wanted to start drawing in it. My bad.


  • Q: Why cannot get out from back door?
  • A: Because the car only got 2 doors lor. My bad for not drawing it clearly again.


  • Q: Why he still there after so long hours? 3am – 7am!
  • A: Because the thief is stupid.
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September 6th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

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Comic: Malaysian winning Olympic gold in 2032

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Malaysian winning gold medal in Olympic 2032

Malaysian winning gold medal in Olympic 2032

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It’s been a while since I last drew a comic of this kind. I think my drawing skills on a tablet…kinda getting worse a little. Rusty. Hahaha. Hope you like it.

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August 24th, 2008 at 10:43 am

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Crude oil in your home’s backyard?

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Check the news from a few days back, there IS indeed one American who found crude oil in his farm and became millionnaire in a week. :P

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Written by Alvin Lim

July 6th, 2008 at 12:24 am

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